So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
🌍:You’re so hot!
🌎:How are you single? ☀️:I burn anyone who gets too close!
ḭ̃ m̰̃ḛ̃t̰̃ ã̰ c̰̃h̰̃ḭ̃ñ̰ḛ̃s̰̃ḛ̃ b̰̃õ̰ḭ̃ h̰̃ḛ̃ w̰̃ã̰s̰̃ r̰̃ḛ̃ã̰l̰̃l̰̃ỹ̰ h̰̃õ̰t̰̃ ḭ̃ ã̰s̰̃k̰̃ḛ̃d̰̃ f̰̃õ̰r̰̃ h̰̃ḭ̃s̰̃ ñ̰ṵ̃m̰̃b̰̃ḛ̃r̰̃ h̰̃ḛ̃ s̰̃ã̰ḭ̃d̰̃ " s̰̃ḛ̃x̰̃ s̰̃ḛ̃x̰̃ s̰̃ḛ̃x̰̃ f̰̃r̰̃ḛ̃ḛ̃ s̰̃ḛ̃x̰̃ h̰̃ḛ̃r̰̃ḛ̃!
ḭ̃s̰̃ã̰ḭ̃d̰̃ "w̰̃õ̰w̰̃ ṵ̃ w̰̃ã̰ñ̰ñ̰ã̰ f̰̃ṵ̃c̰̃k̰̃ m̰̃ḛ̃ t̰̃h̰̃ã̰t̰̃ h̰̃ã̰r̰̃d̰̃ c̰̃õ̰m̰̃ḛ̃ ṵ̃ c̰̃ã̰ñ̰ l̰̃ḛ̃t̰̃ ṵ̃r̰̃ p̰̃ṵ̃s̰̃s̰̃ỹ̰ t̰̃õ̰ṵ̃c̰̃k̰̃ m̰̃ỹ̰ c̰̃õ̰c̰̃k̰̃ b̰̃ṵ̃t̰̃t̰̃h̰̃ḛ̃ñ̰ h̰̃ḛ̃r̰̃ f̰̃r̰̃ḛ̃ḭ̃ñ̰d̰̃ w̰̃ã̰s̰̃ l̰̃ḭ̃k̰̃ḛ̃ s̰̃h̰̃ḛ̃ m̰̃ḛ̃ã̰ñ̰s̰̃ 666-3629 t̰̃h̰̃ḭ̃s̰̃ ḭ̃s̰̃ ñ̰õ̰ j̰̃õ̰k̰̃ḛ̃ 😂 l̰̃m̰̃f̰̃ã̰õ̰ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R Whites in the other…I got into a hot sweat I think I have Corona Virus
What is your summer name? Hot 🥵
Hot water look a**
Q: Why couldn’t the Queer wist eating his hot dog? A: Because it tasted like shit.
Yo mama so hot she can fit in a mug
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They’re usually in bread
Homie: let’s meet ♥️
Skrr: it’s 🔥🌭
Meaning- it’s hot[🔥] dawg[🌭]
what did the sun say to the earth am i hot
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
A hot woman called “Jessie” was showering when the phone rang… Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn’t stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall… Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》 The one on the phone: 《Oh hi i’m Jeff i just wanted to tell you don’t go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you》 Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! this is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! it gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn’t a joke and she cried alot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
y does everybody like the sun-cause its hot
three guys walk into a bar. one asian one american, one black a girl walks in and says if all three of you D____ sizes dont add up to 12 inches i will shoot you first comes the american with 3 inches, then the black man with 8, it totals out to 11 and they look at the asian and say "oh no" he comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve she walks away and says ok, the asian says, your lucky she was hot so i had a boner
What do you call Steven Hawking on fire ??
On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can’t. It’s also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can’t or you just can’t…