Newest Homework Jokes - Page 2

What do orphans and homework have in common? Everybody forgets about them

Do you know what the hardest part of school is?

Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.

whats a bonus on being a orphan you cant get homework

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.

Deku

@SheHatesMemes
When ur about to go to sleep but you
remember you had homework:
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shefatos.mer

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...; “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!” The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no.” said the teacher terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.'”