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The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”

The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."

Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."

Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?

Because he didn’t do his homework.

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."

*at school*

Nobody: Do you want nuts?

Me: Wait, you have some?

Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.

Me: :0

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I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.