Homerun jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 馃槀馃槀
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.