Homeplate jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.