Homeplate jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.