Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
why does the emo hate christmas the ordamonts get hanged and they dont
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball you get a white Christmas
If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
whats the difference between family and cats...
cats wont abuse u at christmas
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
Why do orphans go on holiday To see what family is like
2 gays are getting ready for Christmas...they are expecting a big package in the Male!
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, fathers day, and mothers day
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
what do orphans call a holiday
a bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
