What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
Why is Santa always so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live?
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad
Santa got the milk
Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross? Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter Vacation.
Why is santa's sack so big..? because he only cums once a year
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? They shellabrated their mommy.
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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
Why do orphan so happy on Christmas because they might get a family
What does a orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mothers Day and Father's Day