Hittler jokes

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

Why can't Hitler join track?

Because he can't even finish a race.

What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.