Historical context jokes

Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

He took away their ottoman!

Old soviet joke.

"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."

What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.