Historical context jokes
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
