What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got"
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
How does a rapper apologize?
With a RAP-OLOGY
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS
