Hind Leg jokes
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.