Hillside jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marrahwanah.
Jack got high, slapped her thigh, and then they had some fun.
Jill forgot to take her pills, and now they have a son.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.