Hide seek jokes

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.

I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.