Hickory jokes
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
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Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
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In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.