Hickory jokes

Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.

Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.

He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.

The clock struck one!

Then down did come!

Hickory dickory doc

What am I?

Random- a mouse?

Me- no dumb shit!

Random- what is it?

Me- the guillotine!

How do trees get online? -- They just log in.

The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

If trees could kill you, they wood.