HI Jokes

Gf:Hi

Bf:Hi

Gf:did you eat yet

bf:did you eat yet?

Gf:are you copying me?

Bf:are you coping me??

Gf:i love you

Bf:yeah i ate already

Kid: Hi Mum!

Mum: Hi Loser

Kid: Why

Mum: You Loser Why hahaha

Kid: waaaaaaaa

I know this is not funny but who cares

SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work

Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers

Son:I hate you

Me:Hi My name is Bro:Hey Guys So who you Me:Hey Stop Dude Bro:How is it going bro- Me:SHUT UP Bro:Is that a gun Me:*Pointing at bro* Bro:Dude i'm Me:*BANG* *BANG* Me:Finally its over

I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."

hi this is Chloe and i am about to tell you about my joke . why did the cow cross the road because to get to the other side.

a kid is trick - or - treating. he knocks on a door. then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"!!!🌭😺😸😹😆😅😂🤣😄

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi daisy lets play a game called your adopted i will start your mum died so i had to adopt you but dont think i live you beacuse ypur where the only kid their haha

If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?

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This is the true worst joke ever: What did the person say to the other guy when he met him? Hi!

Wife:hi babe Husband:Hey Wife:Do u wanna Husband:YES Wife:Ok make sure you have a towel to go to the beach Husband:WHAT you mean go to the beach Wife:yes what did u think i ment Husband:oh nothing bye Wife:Bye see u there

Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that A. Feminism Is just a pile of dumb shit

B. That Men are actually treated unequally.

SO

we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.