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Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?

You cook spaghetti with his blood!

A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.

The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."

Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.

Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.

After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.

Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"

The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."

My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.

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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike.

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.