When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
HI Jokes
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Hi dude!
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
Did Jesus cut his nails?
No! His nails cut through him.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"
So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."
So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"
The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
