Help Desk jokes

Rape

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I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

Husband

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A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

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