A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
