Hearing Aid Jokes

Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?

He got hearing aids.

Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?

A: Hearing Aids.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

Have you ever heard of hearing aids?

Yeah, me neither.

So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.

Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah, Mary Agnes, congratulations!"

She gave him a puzzled look. "On what?"

"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."

Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS.

Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!

What STD can you get from phone sex?

Hearing AIDS.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"