Health crisis jokes

Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

Everybody was kung flu dying.

It traveled as fast as lightning.

2020 was expert timing.

In fact, it was a little bit frightening.

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.