Headset jokes

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.