Headset jokes

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.