What does RIP stand for on Maddies head stone? Raped in Portugal !
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born". The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born" Then the third child, Cinderblock, said "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f"
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): Wow, I didn't see that coming
Are you the voices I've been hearing? because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection
Yo hairline so long it makes you look like mr clean
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
What is the difference between men and women? Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
Hey let’s go we are heading for theTowers!
Wait what?
call 911!
I looked at you and you were bald until I got slapped up by will smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of china.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
yo mama so nasty she gave yo daddy head then gave you a kiss good night
What was going through the head off a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor
The 89th floor
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open. Woman aren't human anyways... lol
Mom im i adopted what no ''In head'' No dah bitch
