Having Fun jokes

What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!

On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."

My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

Where do people with no legs go to have fun?

Legnoland.

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.