Hatch jokes

When do eggs hatch?

At the CRACK of dawn!

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you!

Harrison

Rooster.

A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.

I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.