Hatch jokes
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Memes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.