Harper jokes
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Harrison
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
