Harper jokes

Jaiden

    • Me: Hi Jaiden.

    Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.

    Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.

    Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*

    Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.

    FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!

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    Stephen Hawking

    • The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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    Inbreeding

    • Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

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    • Republican

    • "Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

    "Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

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    Harper memes