Hardship jokes

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What do orphans do after they win a game?

Nothing, they have no one to play games with.

Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

A: Neither of them get to see their parents.