In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
I suffered The Great Depression.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
