In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
I suffered The Great Depression.