Hardship jokes
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.