Hairline jokes

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

Your hairline caused the solar flare.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.

Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.

Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!