Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Hair Lines Jokes
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
