Hair lines jokes

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.