Hair lines jokes

Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.