Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Hair Lines Jokes
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
