Hair lines jokes

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!

Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.