Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Hair Lines Jokes
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
