What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
what is the difference between 911 and clash royal lol
clash royal still has a towor
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
I have more respect for cancer then depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
A funny joke
knock knock "Whose there" who "who who" Ha who who you sound like an owl "fuck you"
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?? Panera sed.