HA jokes
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.