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What did the chinese guy say to the italian guy?

同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)

Me: Tests negative
The guys conducting the IQ test:

bro this guys hairline I saw the other day was no were to be seen

oh my god guys

Oh no Oh no oh no no no no wait wait wait

Me making
jokes
A guy
wants
to date
All
me

im that girl

Here's to the girls:
To the girls who don't
wake up with perfect hair.
Who don't mind eating a Big Mac
instead of a salad. Who don't
wear 50 pounds of makeup.
Who'd rather spend the day in
sweatpants than skinny jeans.
Who love the comfort of T-shirts.
Who don't get all the guys.
Who's not "popular"
but feels like it
when they're with their
friends. Who stick to
sneakers instead of heels.
Who aren't way. Who don't
get everything they want.
Who doesn't need a guy to
tell them that they are beautiful.
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how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb... none they cant change anything I am just kidding you know gay jokes aren't funny cum on guys.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler

Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy yeh me neither

I met a homeless guy named Rich

He wasn't

My friend said “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal” that was also the same guy who said https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/63c5695bb0eff9f8dfe953e2/in-my-science-class-we-were-watching-a-video-and-for-no-reason-at-all-it-started-talking-about-black-lives-matter-and-my

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!

Peace out!!!! <3

Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts

Hey guys, I just wanna say I say what happened to Kanye, he is one of my favorite rappers and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said, I completely support him and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships-Collin Kaepernick