How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.