How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
*School shooting : Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
So I was at a funeral the other day and it was a school shooting mass funeral, and the lady beside me asked me, “ what do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “ How dare you you have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “well they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
Why do black men have nightmares?
because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. Thats the third one this week and its only monday
What's a school shooter's favourite flower?
Columbine
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
