Gun violence jokes

I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.

School shooting: Happens.

Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.

American Student: "First time?"

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?

The Las Vegas shooting.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

Give them a Sandy Hook.

What did the priest say during the christening?

"So anyway, I started blasting!"

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?

A: To shoot up the whole school.

What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?

A Sandy Hook.

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.

Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.