Gun safety jokes
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Gun control...
Guns control.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.