what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck? He got stuck in Orbit! Hehhehe
my favorite joke was whats the difference between a teacher and a train
a friend of mine chews gum lays back to yawn then chokes on the gom then i said god what u choking on dick?
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass.... but I’m all out of ass
Swallow cum, not gum.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum you whore.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
