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Cowboy

One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."

The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."

The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.

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    Hi, I’m new on this site... I-I’m a 30 year old man, and well, I’m, uh... *sniff* I’m a little sensitive... 🥺 Just, just please just bear with me... *gulp* sometimes when I see bad words, i-i-i... *sniffle* I get a little emotional😥 I don’t know... I guess sometimes I just k- I, I... *wipes away tears* I just kinda lose control of my feelings🤷😢 So please just... just be nice, p-please... *starts to tear up again and runs away*