Gulp jokes
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
Memes
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
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Hi, I’m new on this site... I-I’m a 30 year old man, and well, I’m, uh... *sniff* I’m a little sensitive... 🥺 Just, just please just bear with me... *gulp* sometimes when I see bad words, i-i-i... *sniffle* I get a little emotional😥 I don’t know... I guess sometimes I just k- I, I... *wipes away tears* I just kinda lose control of my feelings🤷😢 So please just... just be nice, p-please... *starts to tear up again and runs away*