Gullibility jokes
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
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for those who missed the zoom BITCHFACES YOURE ALL RETARDED ME AND COSMO WERE NEVER TOGETHER YALL REALLY THOUGHT YALL REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY THOUGHT THAT WE’D ACTUALLY EVER DATE GROSS ON BOTH ENDS WE HATE THAT IDEA BOTH OF US COLLECTIVELY THIS WAS A MONTH OF A LOT OF WANTING TO DIE FROM THE CRINGE BUT HA WE PRANKED YALL HAPPY NEW YEAR BITCHES WE AINT BRINGING THIS DATING SHIT INTO 2026 HELL YEAH KACHOW (In other words, yall as gullible as a retarded purple pigeon dipped in mustard) -me and cosmo