GTA jokes
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
GTA 6
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it鈥檚 like to be wanted.