Commander: "Fire a warning shot."
Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."
Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."
Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*
Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
