Green grape jokes

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"

Get it?

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?

Because she loves raisin kids.

What is purple and whines when it’s squished?

A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂

What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?

Raisin' kids.