
Green grape jokes
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
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