Green grape jokes
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂