Green grape jokes

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"

Get it?

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.

Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?

Because she loves raisin kids.

What is purple and whines when it’s squished?

A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?

Raisin' kids.