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19 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

me every time with something

A person with long brown hair and sunglasses is holding two cups with green liquid, trying to figure out which cup is less full. The text reads: "Trying to figure out which cup is less full to give it to your sibling".
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    • Pot

    5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The meme shows an image from the card game Yu-Gi-Oh! and a comment that reads: "I play pot of greed which allows me to shove 2 more cards up my ass."
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    • President

    90 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago
    A screenshot of a Duolingo language learning exercise. On the left is a cartoon man with a blue turban and a large black beard. The instruction at the top says 'NEW WORD' and 'Translate this sentence'. The Japanese sentence to be translated is '大統領はもうけることばかり考える男だ。'. Below it, the correct English translation is formed with word bubbles: 'The president is a man who only thinks about making money'.
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    • Tail

    1 view · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

    This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail

    A full shot of a Godzilla figure with a very long tail, the figure is dark gray with red spines, standing against a red background. The long tail curves in the air.
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