Gotham jokes

Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

Me: "You should be Batman."

Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?

I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

The "P" in Batman stands for parents.

What is Batman like?

He is an orphan.

Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.

Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide

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Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"