Good Knight jokes
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.