Goldfish

Goldfish Jokes

Floor

I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.

Bronze

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

Memory

How do goldfish know when to eat?

They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.

Carpet

I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.