There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!
After having a win at bingo Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea..... During the meal her daughter asked her mum what it was to which she replied with a little smile...'Its what I call your father'... Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin 'Oh My God Dont eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
why dont you see black people with down syndrome? Because god doesnt punish someone twice
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light he asked her to move out the way
Your hairline is so far back that not even god knows about it.
What do Christians and gays have in common? They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say paint the wall black, you have to say, Jamal, could you paint the wall?
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, there’s gonna be a floody-floody Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy Get this animals👏out of the arky-arky “Leave me alone”
What's the difference between Jesus and A Gay Person.
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes I know God created the rainbow not jesus)
pray too god her inside her head i'm scared of god
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic. Next, google 'God in Aramaic'. See the results for yourself. <3
Chuck Norris met god once. Now god is the puny human.
Not all roses are red not all violets are blue if you're reading this God loves you
God needed and extra 2 hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable even god himself couldn’t destroy it God: Ok bet where’s my icebergs?
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
The dear God created the man. Then he created woman. When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
