I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Gnome Jokes
Gnome.
Like if you're short.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!